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What Kind of a Day Has It Been?

So last night it appears I survived an assassination attempt…

Whilst asleep, I woke myself up by grabbing my head. At first I thought I was crazy… But this morning I notice this squished up fella on the floor.

It would appear he landed on my head, clearly to take me out, but my ninja like reflexes took the assassin out instantly with a pinch like grab.

Waking up to find I have awesome ninja skills is majestic. Let this be a lesson to anyone that thinks they can take me out. I’m unbeatable. Even when asleep…